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Post by DameJinx on Jan 30, 2006 14:15:28 GMT -5
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Post by autobotsdie on Feb 1, 2006 8:32:13 GMT -5
Next scene: Difficult questions for parents to answer to there kids.
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Post by DameJinx on Feb 1, 2006 15:31:07 GMT -5
Scene: Mommy in a hurry and takes almost 3 year old son into shower to "save time" getting ready...
Little boy: *standing with head upside down* Mommy... where's your peepee?
Mommy:... ummm..... peepees are like bellybuttons son... there are innies and outies... the boys got the outies... the girls got the innies.... that way God could tell the difference cause the belly button thing just wasn't co-operating
*true story btw... just longer*
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Post by autobotsdie on Feb 1, 2006 17:16:13 GMT -5
Child: "Mommy' why doesn't anybody look like me on Friends?"
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Post by JalaBean on Feb 1, 2006 18:34:52 GMT -5
Mommy, is there a Latyrx negative 1?
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Post by latyrx7 on Feb 1, 2006 22:16:16 GMT -5
Scene: Mommy in a hurry and takes almost 3 year old son into shower to "save time" getting ready...
Little boy: *standing with head upside down* Mommy... where's your peepee?
Mommy:... ummm..... peepees are like bellybuttons son... there are innies and outies... the boys got the outies... the girls got the innies.... that way God could tell the difference cause the belly button thing just wasn't co-operating
*true story btw... just longer* [glow=blue,2,000] ROTFLMFAO!!![/glow]
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Post by autobotsdie on Feb 4, 2006 2:41:49 GMT -5
Next scene: Wrong thing to say when you first meet your date.
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Post by latyrx7 on Feb 4, 2006 10:01:24 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,000]"Hi errrrr! Whats your name again?"[/glow]
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Post by JalaBean on Feb 4, 2006 13:25:45 GMT -5
"Hey, sorry, my boyfriend just called and needs me to pick him up. Can we do this tomorrow?"
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Post by latyrx7 on Feb 7, 2006 21:32:25 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,000]"Nice rack"[/glow]
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Post by autobotsdie on Feb 8, 2006 0:08:26 GMT -5
"Damn those are big."
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Post by autobotsdie on Feb 23, 2006 20:00:06 GMT -5
Next scene: What penguins are really thinking.
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Post by latyrx7 on Feb 23, 2006 21:42:43 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,000]"Mine!""Mine!""Mine!""Mine!""Mine!""Mine!""Mine!"[/glow]
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Post by X-BOT on Feb 23, 2006 21:49:32 GMT -5
I'll get you one day Steel!! errr Batman! BWAHAHAHHAHAHA
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Post by autobotsdie on Feb 23, 2006 21:54:22 GMT -5
Does this tux make me look fat?
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