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Post by Neo Calrissian on May 25, 2009 13:29:21 GMT -5
Vicar: "Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded-" *Slap*
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Post by Omega on May 25, 2009 16:53:51 GMT -5
So how are the hemroids?
*Slap*
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Post by DameJinx on May 25, 2009 17:23:44 GMT -5
*to the mother directly after birthing*
congratulation on your brand new baby-!
*slap*
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Post by Bomblast on May 25, 2009 18:46:40 GMT -5
"And this ends our lecture on sexual harrassment"
*Slap*
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Post by Omega on May 25, 2009 19:24:23 GMT -5
Next topic: Things you shouldn't joke about with your girlfriends father.
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Post by Jazzman Crothers on May 26, 2009 16:30:37 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,]*phone rings* Hi. Is Melissa there? Hello Mr. Smith. Me? Oh, its just the guy that nailing your daughter! (^almost based on a true story )[/glow]
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Post by Bomblast on May 26, 2009 16:34:26 GMT -5
"A pleasure to meet you Mr Jones, I see where your daughter gets her good looks from"
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Post by Jazzman Crothers on May 28, 2009 11:33:02 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,]'Hello Sir, why yes me and your daughter are headed to Vegas. I figured since we wanted to get married and doing some gambling, why not kill two birds with one stone?' [/glow]
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Post by Omega on May 28, 2009 18:43:06 GMT -5
Next topic: Things found written on the TTF wall.
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Post by JalaBean on May 30, 2009 8:27:00 GMT -5
Coffee rules, tea sucks
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Post by Omega on May 30, 2009 14:00:59 GMT -5
*Sprays a line*
You must be this tall to ride the ride.
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Post by JalaBean on May 31, 2009 1:07:37 GMT -5
I think I've seen all these episodes you're quoting from. Attempted passwords for Hoist's account login: ........
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Post by Jazzman Crothers on Jun 2, 2009 8:05:47 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,]EL7 was here....[/glow]
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Post by Omega on Jun 2, 2009 9:46:24 GMT -5
Tea good coffee bad.
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Post by Neo Calrissian on Jun 15, 2009 5:00:18 GMT -5
THE FORUM IS A LIE THE FORUM IS A LIE THE FORUM IS A LIE THE FORUM IS A [blood stains] Hoist, you are a cruel, supressive leader
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