Post by JalaBean on May 19, 2009 10:59:33 GMT -5
Found this from a long time ago... I thought it was appropriate for this war. The actual song can be found here.
All right, all you coffee drinkers out there! If you truly are a coffee drinker, then it's time to start acting like one!
(Sings theme from The Newsies)
JALA:
Hoist and Moffy
They think we're nothin'
Are we nothin'?
COFFEE DRINKERS:
No!
JALA:
Hoist and Moffy
They think they got us
Do they got us?
COFFEE DRINKERS:
No!
JALA:
Even though we ain't got beans or filters
We're addicted just by saying so
And the world will know!
What's it gonna take to stop the tea bags?
Are we ready?
COFFEE DRINKERS:
Yeah!
JALA:
What's it gonna take to stop the kettles?
Can we do it?
COFFEE DRINKERS:
Yeah!
JALA:
We'll do what we gotta do
Until we break the will of mighty Hoist and Co.
COFFEE DRINKERS:
And the World will know
And TTF too
Mister Hoist and Moffy-man
Have we got beans for you
Now the world will hear
What we got to say
We been brewin' coffee
But we're drinkin' it today
And our cups will grow
KATES:
And we'll kick their rear
COFFEE DRINKERS:
And the world will know
That we been here
JALA:
When Hoist and Moffy's makin' tea
Will we hear it?
COFFEE DRINKERS:
No!
JALA:
What if TTF comes out swingin'
Will we hear it?
COFFEE DRINKERS:
No!
When you got a hundred coffee pots brewin'
Who can hear a lousy whistle blow?
And the world will know
That this ain't no game
That we got a ton of coffee beans and perfect aim
So they gave their word
But it ain't worth tea leaves
Now they're gonna see
What "all for coffee" really means
And the day has come
And the time is now
And the fear is gone
SHARPSHOT:
And our name we boast
COFFEE DRINKERS:
And the strike is on
SHARPSHOT:
And I like dark roast
COFFEE DRINKERS:
And the world will –
JALA:
Hoist may own TTF but he don't own us!
COFFEE DRINKERS:
Hoist may own TTF but he don't own us!
JALA:
Hoist may dunk the bag but he won't bag us!
COFFEE DRINKERS:
Hoist may dunk the bag but we won't bag us!
And the world will know
And the world will learn
And the world will wonder how we made the tea leaves burn
And the world will see
That we had to choose
That the things we drink today will be tomorrow's brew
And the leaves will fall
And the beans stand tall
And the tea will drown
And the coffee will flow
And our ranks will grow and grow and grow and so
The world will taste the caffeine
And finally know!
*Does a cool ninja flip, lands on Hoist and retrieves her saber once again.*
I've been gone a while, Hoist, but I'm back...stronger and more addicted than ever!!
*grabs AD and throws him at Hoist*
epyon said:
Sorry Jala but i have to sya ive been tryign to cut out coffee too. Ive cut out all Cola and Soft Drinks. If i have a coffe its usually one of iced coffe flavoured milk drinks but thats like once a week maybe. I'm onto Green Tea at the momentAll right, all you coffee drinkers out there! If you truly are a coffee drinker, then it's time to start acting like one!
(Sings theme from The Newsies)
JALA:
Hoist and Moffy
They think we're nothin'
Are we nothin'?
COFFEE DRINKERS:
No!
JALA:
Hoist and Moffy
They think they got us
Do they got us?
COFFEE DRINKERS:
No!
JALA:
Even though we ain't got beans or filters
We're addicted just by saying so
And the world will know!
What's it gonna take to stop the tea bags?
Are we ready?
COFFEE DRINKERS:
Yeah!
JALA:
What's it gonna take to stop the kettles?
Can we do it?
COFFEE DRINKERS:
Yeah!
JALA:
We'll do what we gotta do
Until we break the will of mighty Hoist and Co.
COFFEE DRINKERS:
And the World will know
And TTF too
Mister Hoist and Moffy-man
Have we got beans for you
Now the world will hear
What we got to say
We been brewin' coffee
But we're drinkin' it today
And our cups will grow
KATES:
And we'll kick their rear
COFFEE DRINKERS:
And the world will know
That we been here
JALA:
When Hoist and Moffy's makin' tea
Will we hear it?
COFFEE DRINKERS:
No!
JALA:
What if TTF comes out swingin'
Will we hear it?
COFFEE DRINKERS:
No!
When you got a hundred coffee pots brewin'
Who can hear a lousy whistle blow?
And the world will know
That this ain't no game
That we got a ton of coffee beans and perfect aim
So they gave their word
But it ain't worth tea leaves
Now they're gonna see
What "all for coffee" really means
And the day has come
And the time is now
And the fear is gone
SHARPSHOT:
And our name we boast
COFFEE DRINKERS:
And the strike is on
SHARPSHOT:
And I like dark roast
COFFEE DRINKERS:
And the world will –
JALA:
Hoist may own TTF but he don't own us!
COFFEE DRINKERS:
Hoist may own TTF but he don't own us!
JALA:
Hoist may dunk the bag but he won't bag us!
COFFEE DRINKERS:
Hoist may dunk the bag but we won't bag us!
And the world will know
And the world will learn
And the world will wonder how we made the tea leaves burn
And the world will see
That we had to choose
That the things we drink today will be tomorrow's brew
And the leaves will fall
And the beans stand tall
And the tea will drown
And the coffee will flow
And our ranks will grow and grow and grow and so
The world will taste the caffeine
And finally know!
*Does a cool ninja flip, lands on Hoist and retrieves her saber once again.*
I've been gone a while, Hoist, but I'm back...stronger and more addicted than ever!!
*grabs AD and throws him at Hoist*