Post by Jazzman Crothers on Nov 7, 2009 11:25:42 GMT -5
Grimlock doesn't take orders. He waits for Optimus Prime to figure out what Grimlock wants to do then does it after Optimus has guessed correctly.
Grimlock doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Grimlock can kill 100 percent of whatever the hell he wants.
Some kids pee their name in the snow. Grimlock can pee his name into concrete.
Grimlock' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Grimlock.
Once during an exam, Grimlock put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the exam because Grimlock solves all his problems with Violence.
If you spell Grimlock wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Grimlock?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Grimlock.
Grimlock can slam revolving doors.
Grimlock does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Grimlock goes killing.
Giraffes were created when Grimlock uppercutted a horse.
Grimlock sleeps with a night light. Not because Grimlock is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Grimlock
Grimlock can kill two stones with one bird.
When Grimlock gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Death once had a near-Grimlock experience.
Grimlock can stomp orange juice out of a lemon
Ghosts are actually caused by Grimlock killing Decepticons faster than Death can process them.
Grimlock never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
When Grimlock enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
When Grimlock looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Grimlock and Grimlock.
Grimlock is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, he ate a Jeep.
Jack was nimble, Jack was promp, but Jack still couldn't dodge the Grimlock stomp
Grimlock doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the hell out of the way.
When God said, "Let there be light", Grimlock said, "say please."
Grimlock likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "stomp", and by "sweaters", I mean "Decepticons".
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Grimlock can throw Brett Favre even further.
The chief export of Grimlock is pain.
Grimlock is the only person that can punch Shockwave between the eye.
Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Grimlock to stop kicking the people of Mexico. Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Grimlock now looking for candy after he kicks his victims.
Grimlock doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
Grimlock cannot predict the future; the future just better fricking do what Grimlock says.
The quickest way to a Transformer's spark is with Grimlock's fist.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Grimlock and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Grimlock doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-me-Grimlock-don't-find-you."
Grimlock does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Someone once tried to tell Grimlock that stomping isn't the best way to kill someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Grimlock is the only one that can stomp you in the back of the face.
Grimlock is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
When Grimlock does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing Cybertron down.
Grimlock doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Grimlock doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Grimlock can kill 100 percent of whatever the hell he wants.
Some kids pee their name in the snow. Grimlock can pee his name into concrete.
Grimlock' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Grimlock.
Once during an exam, Grimlock put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the exam because Grimlock solves all his problems with Violence.
If you spell Grimlock wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Grimlock?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Grimlock.
Grimlock can slam revolving doors.
Grimlock does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Grimlock goes killing.
Giraffes were created when Grimlock uppercutted a horse.
Grimlock sleeps with a night light. Not because Grimlock is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Grimlock
Grimlock can kill two stones with one bird.
When Grimlock gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Death once had a near-Grimlock experience.
Grimlock can stomp orange juice out of a lemon
Ghosts are actually caused by Grimlock killing Decepticons faster than Death can process them.
Grimlock never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
When Grimlock enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
When Grimlock looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Grimlock and Grimlock.
Grimlock is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, he ate a Jeep.
Jack was nimble, Jack was promp, but Jack still couldn't dodge the Grimlock stomp
Grimlock doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the hell out of the way.
When God said, "Let there be light", Grimlock said, "say please."
Grimlock likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "stomp", and by "sweaters", I mean "Decepticons".
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Grimlock can throw Brett Favre even further.
The chief export of Grimlock is pain.
Grimlock is the only person that can punch Shockwave between the eye.
Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Grimlock to stop kicking the people of Mexico. Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Grimlock now looking for candy after he kicks his victims.
Grimlock doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
Grimlock cannot predict the future; the future just better fricking do what Grimlock says.
The quickest way to a Transformer's spark is with Grimlock's fist.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Grimlock and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Grimlock doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-me-Grimlock-don't-find-you."
Grimlock does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Someone once tried to tell Grimlock that stomping isn't the best way to kill someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Grimlock is the only one that can stomp you in the back of the face.
Grimlock is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
When Grimlock does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing Cybertron down.
Grimlock doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.