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Post by Rainstorm & Squirtle on Jun 28, 2003 18:31:12 GMT -5
Hair of the dopg, hair of the dog. Best words ever...
Anyway Hadnt this thread better be locked seen as i'm not exactly a newbie and this is the intro board?
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Indelible
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Autobot Warrior/Scientist
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Post by Indelible on Jun 28, 2003 19:14:44 GMT -5
as hoist:
nah... nothing wrong with banter.
5/6 pints i get merry, 7,/8 very merry... 10: spew time...
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Post by Banshee on Jun 28, 2003 19:25:48 GMT -5
lol, ok if you want drinking ability, be prepared to laugh
1 pint: tipsy, 2 pints: merry 3 pints: Time to hurl
like i said, i'm not much of a drinker ;D
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Snapper
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The First Renegade Maximal
FInally rid of that annoying do-gooder personality!
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Post by Snapper on Jun 29, 2003 8:08:00 GMT -5
Nah you stop at 6 and go on the whiskey shots or fizzy pops.
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Post by latyrx7 on Jun 29, 2003 13:08:55 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,000]I'm wierd with Hangovers. I can have only a pint and a half, not get drunk but get a hangover anyways, or drink 5-6 pints and waks up the next day with a small hangover I can easily ignore. As soon as I'm half way through the second pint I get buzzed. Third and forth drunkish, 5th and 6th very drunk, 7th and 8th drunk as a skunk, 9th or 10th stupid and silly, 11th, I'll take anything home, 12th I turn green and I'm late for work the next, next day.[/glow]
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Steel
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Batman
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Post by Steel on Jun 29, 2003 13:24:44 GMT -5
Last time I got drunk I rode a moterbike off a 40 foot cliff into the sea after pulling a metal spike out of my leg.
Probubly why I have never drunk again
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Post by latyrx7 on Jun 29, 2003 13:49:16 GMT -5
Last time I got drunk I rode a moterbike off a 40 foot cliff into the sea after pulling a metal spike out of my leg. [glow=blue,2,000] ........what the HELL?!!?!!?[/glow]
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Steel
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Batman
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Post by Steel on Jun 29, 2003 13:54:30 GMT -5
Rather long story about chasing people who permanantly blinded a friend of mine cuz he dared to ask out this guys sister.
To be honist I wasn't that drunk but I guess it just let the anger out a bit... well alot.
The metal spike was when I fell though a rusty roof after kicking the crap out of one of them... was his bike I used to try and catch the rest of them... and ended up going of a freaking cliff. Seemed like a good idea at the time
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Post by latyrx7 on Jun 29, 2003 14:03:26 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,000]And how old were you?[/glow]
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Steel
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Batman
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Post by Steel on Jun 29, 2003 14:07:16 GMT -5
24 in 3 weeks. Yes I know I've done alot.
And you dont even know about the Pirates, Sharks, Tigers and the neon ninjas
See this is why people always nag me to write a book. I have more storys than all my mates put together
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Post by latyrx7 on Jun 29, 2003 14:10:08 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,000]Sharks? NONONONONONONONONO!!!
You don't get away that easily, spill the beans buddy![/glow]
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Post by Banshee on Jun 29, 2003 14:34:34 GMT -5
sounds like quite a life, best thing I've ever done is drop in on a vert and get a concussion
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Steel
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Batman
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Post by Steel on Jun 29, 2003 14:35:24 GMT -5
Actualy I have two shark storys but the other was us only imagening that there were sharks.
Ok I good frineds with this guy called Dave (not moonbug from TF@TM) who I met in HongKong. He lives in South Africa on this MASIVE estate as his folks are loaded. This guy lives for diving been doing it since he was a kid.
Anyway about two years back I went out to see him for a month. The idea was if I teach him Skydiving then he'll take me diving and out of safari.
So after a few weeks of this we are hunting for fish. Just snorkeling with harpoon guns. I had caught quite alot and started to head back in to dump my catch in the truck before heading back out. So I'm swiming along and dave is a bit behind me when I feel this thing bump my wet suit.
"Thats fucking masive" I think to myself. So I duck my head under to take a look... only a freaking great white. We'd heard about this one from other divers but we thought they were talking crap like we always do. But no... there it is circiling .
Of corse I'm the one with all the fish that have been louring it. So I drop them in the water and dive.
When a shark comes you dont want to be on the surface, make any spashing or suden movements.
So the shark comes past once more. I'm starting to run out of breath as I've been under about two minutes hoping the Bimp! would eat the fish and bugger off.
It was then I see Dave doing the same as me. The Shark circles round and heads for him this time. I was sure we were gonners as there is no way in hell I could swim 100 meters faster than it could eat dave and come after me.
So Dave being the crazy Bimp! he is loaded his harpoon gun and shot it perfectly through the 3rd gill killing it instantly.
After we surfaced we then realised that he had just killed an endangerd animal. If anyone found out they'd shut the diving school they had there. So dave and I haul the thing in and onto the truck. We then managed to sell it to a bunch of Koreans who were "Dodgy" as Dave told me... still dont know why but I'm sure its best that way.
Anyway later that night his dad had this big dinner party. So dave and I are trying to socialize like posh buggers when half way though dinner one of the guests who just happend to be from animal rights said that they had busted a bunch of koreans earlyer that day and they had found they had a great white... amungst other things.
Fortunaly I have an exelent poker face and rarely react to anything but Dave managed to spurt his wine half way across the table
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Post by latyrx7 on Jun 29, 2003 16:39:32 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,000]That was amazing! Good thing you kept low, thats the best prevention against a shark attack when in the water, staying on the ocean floor. But how big was it? And how did you get it out of the water?[/glow]
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Steel
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Batman
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Post by Steel on Jun 29, 2003 23:59:51 GMT -5
Daves truck can reverse right into the water some way. Made is easier pulling the thing up there.
I think memory has made it bigger than it actualy was... but it certanly was pretty darn big. About 6 foot long.. thing must have weighed almost half a ton.
needed four other Koreans to help us unload it
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