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Post by cyclonus on Oct 10, 2007 10:19:40 GMT -5
Make him hold his pee for twelve hours! I tie him to a chair, right in front of a garden fountain on a rainy day, and make him hold his pee for twelve hours, and make sure you make him drink a gallon of water so his eyes can turn yellow and his teeth can float.
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Post by Omega on Oct 10, 2007 15:23:35 GMT -5
What is it about you and making him hold it for 12 hours. That would either kill him or cause serious damgae to him inside.
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Clutch
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Post by Clutch on Oct 10, 2007 15:35:54 GMT -5
I thought being tazed naked was a weird perverted fantasy, but know I find out that you want to pour honey all over my naked body. I'm going to go find a nice dark corner to sit and cry in.
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Post by Omega on Oct 10, 2007 16:02:30 GMT -5
Hey thats how they torture people.
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Post by cyclonus on Oct 10, 2007 16:25:00 GMT -5
Let's throw him in a pool with starving giant squid in it. And if he get out of the pool alive, that'll be it!
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Post by Omega on Oct 10, 2007 16:41:24 GMT -5
We could just tie him up and let a buch of girls that he likes tickle him and he can't do a thing about it.
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Post by Onix Solo on Oct 10, 2007 16:48:37 GMT -5
is that really torture?
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Clutch
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Post by Clutch on Oct 10, 2007 16:52:15 GMT -5
Or you could force me to read more pathetic torture ideas. Who said that?
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Post by Omega on Oct 10, 2007 18:45:14 GMT -5
*looks around* You said that man.
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Post by cyclonus on Oct 10, 2007 19:01:12 GMT -5
Okay, here's one. We lock him in tomb for five days, and make sure we put a real dead mummy in it. And if he doesn't die from the stink, he has passed! LOL!
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Post by Onix Solo on Oct 10, 2007 20:02:51 GMT -5
well, is it a fresh mummy? or a decaying mummy? either way, you'd get used to the smell after afew hours of it.
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Post by cyclonus on Oct 10, 2007 20:17:07 GMT -5
Decaying. Or, just put him in with a regular dead body. Or, tie him to a ball and chain, and force him to let us give him a Nuclear Wedgie!
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Post by Omega on Oct 10, 2007 23:28:19 GMT -5
We tie him to chair and make him listen to music that he hates the most.
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Post by cyclonus on Oct 11, 2007 10:09:10 GMT -5
Wedgie! Give him a wedgie. And then make him streak around the neighborhood! *cues "The Streak" by Ray Stevens*
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Clutch
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I hear the banjos again.[ss:Default]
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Post by Clutch on Oct 11, 2007 12:53:28 GMT -5
That's enough guys. I've suffered enough.
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