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Post by Omega on Jul 8, 2012 17:55:07 GMT -5
We've all seen horror movies so here is a thread for things a killer would never say. I'll start:
*whiney voice.*
"Did I do that?"
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Post by Neo Calrissian on Jul 9, 2012 2:58:03 GMT -5
"Actually, my parents were really lovely people..."
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Post by Hoist on Jul 9, 2012 5:46:08 GMT -5
"Damn my kitchen knife is blunt!"
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Post by Jazzman Crothers on Jul 9, 2012 6:01:41 GMT -5
"The sight of blood makes me... queasy."
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Post by Omega on Jul 9, 2012 15:53:44 GMT -5
"Bueller?.....Bueller?.......Bueller?"
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Post by Heavy Handed Assault on Jul 13, 2012 11:03:48 GMT -5
"Stay still!"
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Post by Omega on Jul 13, 2012 11:17:33 GMT -5
"You put the blade in. You take the blade out. You put the blade in and shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey amd you turn yoursel all around. That's what it's all about."
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Post by Neo Calrissian on Jul 17, 2012 10:17:08 GMT -5
"Oh no! You've found my only weakness... BULLETS!"
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Post by Hoist on Jul 21, 2012 6:14:28 GMT -5
"OMG your blood is like sooooo squirty!" [In a camp voice]
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Post by Omega on Jul 23, 2012 0:04:46 GMT -5
"Ratty tat tat. Rooty toot toot. We are the boys from the mental institute."
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Post by Heavy Handed Assault on Aug 8, 2012 16:15:58 GMT -5
Can I borrow some eggs.....
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Post by Omega on Aug 29, 2012 17:05:38 GMT -5
*Sitting a group session.*
"I don't know why they keep running up the stairs when the front door is right there. It would be more interesting if they ran out the front door and make have to chase them longer."
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Post by Heavy Handed Assault on Sept 6, 2012 12:37:02 GMT -5
Mind if I take your car?
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Post by Heavy Handed Assault on Sept 11, 2012 12:49:59 GMT -5
Got any friends.......
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Post by Omega on Oct 21, 2012 16:16:18 GMT -5
*Killer in a therapist office:*
Killer: "Just when I was coming down with the knife it hit me."
Therapist: "What that you don't have kill to gain satisfaction?"
Killer: "No. She kneed me in the groin."
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