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Post by Bomblast on Oct 21, 2012 17:38:31 GMT -5
Killer: Wait, you think I'm after you because you accidentally killed my wife ten years ago? Don't be silly, my wife is still alive. I want to kill you because you didn't say "Bless you" when I sneezed on the bus last week.
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Post by Omega on Oct 24, 2012 15:20:13 GMT -5
Reporter: "Jason after setting the world record for killing the most people by a single person we're sending you on a vacation to anywhere in the world. Where are you going?"
Jason: "I'm going to Disneyland!"
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Post by Omega on Nov 21, 2012 12:14:33 GMT -5
Think Tommy Boy.
Killer: (singing) "Fat guy in a little coat. Fat guy in a little coat."
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Post by Hoist on Nov 21, 2012 12:46:30 GMT -5
"Rock, paper, scissors?"
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Post by Jazzman Crothers on Nov 22, 2012 0:40:17 GMT -5
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Post by Omega on Nov 30, 2012 20:00:40 GMT -5
Killer: (singing) "We're off to see the wizard....................."
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Post by DameJinx on Dec 24, 2012 2:08:23 GMT -5
You are now riding the Polar Express!
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Post by Omega on Dec 29, 2012 22:00:08 GMT -5
Killer: "Jinx is back. RUN!!!!!." j/k lol
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Post by Omega on Jun 15, 2013 15:31:30 GMT -5
Killer: "Hello. I'm not home right now but if you leave your name, number and where you live I'll be by later to kill you."
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