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Post by Jazzman Crothers on Feb 24, 2015 9:33:30 GMT -5
It has come to my attention that our good friend, dear fellow, old buddy and comrade, a Mister Neo (He is the One!) Convoy is missing! I don't know if he's been kidnapped, stolen or just gotten lost but it's up to us TTFers to find him! Besides I'm bored….
*pirate ship pulls in*
All on board!
*turns around to face the ship and comes face to face with the ship's figure head that looks mermaid*
Well, hello there. Come here often?
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Post by Hoist on Feb 25, 2015 8:06:01 GMT -5
As long as there's a free bar on this ship! *Hobbles on with his peg-leg.
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Post by Jazzman Crothers on Feb 28, 2015 23:36:53 GMT -5
*Jazz laughs at Hoist as he wobbles about and is then slapped by the mermaid*
Shiver me Timbers! Ahoy and cast off!
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Post by Hoist on Mar 1, 2015 6:13:23 GMT -5
"You think that's funny?", slaps Jazz with a wet fish.
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Post by Jazzman Crothers on Mar 2, 2015 17:00:08 GMT -5
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Post by Hoist on Mar 3, 2015 6:20:24 GMT -5
That's exactly what I was thinking off when I posted it!
C'mon me hearties! Shiver me timbers! Avast ye! Scrub the decks ya salty seadogs!! Splice the main brace! and stuff..
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Post by Jazzman Crothers on Mar 3, 2015 11:00:24 GMT -5
*Moon walks up the plank*
Quickly get on board to lazy lima beans! Daylight is a wasting', kill the Grand Puba, eliminate even the toughest stains!!
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Post by Hoist on Mar 21, 2015 8:25:31 GMT -5
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Post by Neo Calrissian on Apr 16, 2015 18:56:09 GMT -5
On the horizon, a small tropical island can be seen. On the white sand sits a small mudhut, and as it's door flies open, out emerges a bleary-eyed man in pajamas. He squints at the searchers. "Ahoy, me hearties! What's it been, two days, three? I've just been checking out this Netflix thing- you know they've got Adventure Time on there now...?"
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Post by Bomblast on Apr 16, 2015 19:25:52 GMT -5
Wait....Neo reappears just after Easter. That must mean....Neo is Zombie Jebus!
*Loads shotgun*
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Post by Jazzman Crothers on Apr 16, 2015 22:36:43 GMT -5
Actually stranger is Neo appears after the new Star Wars trailer appeared!
"Greem, we're home!"
First mate, load the canons and level that sand castle!
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Post by Neo Calrissian on Apr 30, 2015 9:08:17 GMT -5
BB, was there ever a stage where I wasn't Zombie Jesus? Please catch me up guys! What's new? Did Jazz have another baby? It looks like I missed about 1000 different RPs, any standouts? Newbies! ...though you're really not newbies at this point... please introduce yourselves!
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Post by Jazzman Crothers on Apr 30, 2015 9:45:56 GMT -5
What have you missed, lets see….
I'm currently trying to beat Hoist's character count in Vector Sigma. And after I pull off that miracle I'm going to punch God in the face. You did miss the TF Prime Wreckers RPG. Thought you would of been Impactor for that one bud. Currently there's a Armada RPG that just started, its something of a rewrite on the original Armada series. And yes new member! Tundra I sure you know from the 'Space Slugs' punch-up. And our newest member and RPG sensation RipRaw!
So are you back for the summer buds? You don't for the next Renegade RPG?
Hey wait a minute! Aren't you suppose to be walking the plank right now?
*takes out cutlass*
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Post by Hoist on Apr 30, 2015 17:45:53 GMT -5
What have you missed, lets see…. I'm currently trying to beat Hoist's character count in Vector Sigma. And after I pull off that miracle... I think you most likely already have!..
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Post by Jazzman Crothers on May 1, 2015 4:11:10 GMT -5
Nope, I think I'm about 60 characters short.
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