Post by Jazzman Crothers on Aug 15, 2015 22:02:36 GMT -5
If I could make fake trailer, this is what I would do! And this is Peter Capaldi with the added use of K9 for fun.
Princess Leia, trapped on the Empire's Death Star, waiting in her cell to be terminated, then hears a commotion coming form the other side of her prison room. The door opens up and in comes a Stormtrooper. The Princess and the Stormtrooper trade awkward glares and stares until a small robotic dog comes into the room. "Master! Mistress Located!"
The Stormtrooper takes off his mask revealing the Doctor. "Hello, I'm the Doctor. I'm here to rescue you!"
"A little old to be a Stormtrooper?" Asked the Princess.
Offended the Doctor replies. "Well if you prefer I can leave you here but I thought you might like to see your precious planet Alderaan again."
The scene changes to the many different adventures Princess Leia and the Doctor begin to have together. In one episode, the Princess and the Doctor are confronted by Cybermen.
"Stand back, the Cybermen are extremely dangerous and..."
Princess takes out he laser gun and starts shooting down Cybermen. "You were saying?"
"I was saying I hate guns! They are extremely dangerous!"
Next, Princess Leia sneaks into Jabba's place to save the Doctor who is in the Rancor pit trying to not get eaten. "Hello my big sexy lady!"
The Doctor and the Princess are seen running here and there, being chased by various creatures in different episodes. Then in one scene they both run up to the Tardis which Leia has seen for the first time. "You came in that thing? You must be braver then I thought!"
We then flash to a scene where K9 is blasting away at Stormtroopers as he chases them down a Death Star corridor. The Doctor and the Princess, both cover in trash and garbage, in the trash compactor, are fighting to get out and trying to radio K9 to shut down all trash compactor on the Death Star.
"K9! For the love of Jelly Babies turn off all trash compactors!"
"I'm busy Master. Why not try your sonic screwdriver to get you out?"
The Doctor's face goes from panic to realization as he brings out his sonic screwdriver, activates it and points it at the door opening it. "Well come on, shake a leg! We haven't got all day!" Yells the Doctor at a very angry Leia.
In between actions shots, we have a quick emotional moment in the Tardis with the Doctor flying his time machine and Leia asking him. "Why are you doing this?"
"Because I know what it's like to lose my home planet!"
We then see the Tardis fly into the Scarlacc pit and out of the giant space slug escaping it's massive jaws only to be captured by the Master. Who by the way is sitting in the Emporor's chair.
"I have you now my dear Doctor," Says the Master. "And you my dear," talking to Leia. "Do you really like older men? I think you could of done better."
"Well, I guess you don't know everything about women yet."
The Princess then turns and kisses a very surprised Doctor on the lips. The Doctor turns away with a rather big smile on his face until his attention is redirected to the flash of a red lightsaber held by none other then Darth Vader. The Doctor, very calmly, takes out his sonic screwdriver. Darth Vader first thinks its a ligthsaber but the force reveals to him the truth about the Doctor. "You are no Jedi."
"No, I'm the Doctor. And I have just the thing for your asthma!" The Doctor activates the sonic screwdriver and chokes Darth Vader by turning off his breathing mask, allowing Leia and himself to run and escape in the Tardis, only to then wind up on Endor.
"I'm not sure I can regenerate if they eat me! K9!" Yells the Doctor as he's strapped to a long stick of wood and held over a fire.
K9 is then seen being held over a fire as well. "Oh no!" Yells the Doctor. "They've made you into a hot dog!"
We then flash to the Daleks rolling over snow as they invade the rebel base on Hoth. Then we see the Tardis dodging lasers as it flies down the Death Star trench. And then we see the final showdown between the Doctor and Darth Vader in a lightsaber battle in Cloud City. There Darth Vader cuts off the Doctor's hand, only to wittiness the Doctor regenerate a brand new hand. "Oooooooohhh! What I'd give to see the look on that face of yours!"
Cue Doctor Who music and done.
Princess Leia, trapped on the Empire's Death Star, waiting in her cell to be terminated, then hears a commotion coming form the other side of her prison room. The door opens up and in comes a Stormtrooper. The Princess and the Stormtrooper trade awkward glares and stares until a small robotic dog comes into the room. "Master! Mistress Located!"
The Stormtrooper takes off his mask revealing the Doctor. "Hello, I'm the Doctor. I'm here to rescue you!"
"A little old to be a Stormtrooper?" Asked the Princess.
Offended the Doctor replies. "Well if you prefer I can leave you here but I thought you might like to see your precious planet Alderaan again."
The scene changes to the many different adventures Princess Leia and the Doctor begin to have together. In one episode, the Princess and the Doctor are confronted by Cybermen.
"Stand back, the Cybermen are extremely dangerous and..."
Princess takes out he laser gun and starts shooting down Cybermen. "You were saying?"
"I was saying I hate guns! They are extremely dangerous!"
Next, Princess Leia sneaks into Jabba's place to save the Doctor who is in the Rancor pit trying to not get eaten. "Hello my big sexy lady!"
The Doctor and the Princess are seen running here and there, being chased by various creatures in different episodes. Then in one scene they both run up to the Tardis which Leia has seen for the first time. "You came in that thing? You must be braver then I thought!"
We then flash to a scene where K9 is blasting away at Stormtroopers as he chases them down a Death Star corridor. The Doctor and the Princess, both cover in trash and garbage, in the trash compactor, are fighting to get out and trying to radio K9 to shut down all trash compactor on the Death Star.
"K9! For the love of Jelly Babies turn off all trash compactors!"
"I'm busy Master. Why not try your sonic screwdriver to get you out?"
The Doctor's face goes from panic to realization as he brings out his sonic screwdriver, activates it and points it at the door opening it. "Well come on, shake a leg! We haven't got all day!" Yells the Doctor at a very angry Leia.
In between actions shots, we have a quick emotional moment in the Tardis with the Doctor flying his time machine and Leia asking him. "Why are you doing this?"
"Because I know what it's like to lose my home planet!"
We then see the Tardis fly into the Scarlacc pit and out of the giant space slug escaping it's massive jaws only to be captured by the Master. Who by the way is sitting in the Emporor's chair.
"I have you now my dear Doctor," Says the Master. "And you my dear," talking to Leia. "Do you really like older men? I think you could of done better."
"Well, I guess you don't know everything about women yet."
The Princess then turns and kisses a very surprised Doctor on the lips. The Doctor turns away with a rather big smile on his face until his attention is redirected to the flash of a red lightsaber held by none other then Darth Vader. The Doctor, very calmly, takes out his sonic screwdriver. Darth Vader first thinks its a ligthsaber but the force reveals to him the truth about the Doctor. "You are no Jedi."
"No, I'm the Doctor. And I have just the thing for your asthma!" The Doctor activates the sonic screwdriver and chokes Darth Vader by turning off his breathing mask, allowing Leia and himself to run and escape in the Tardis, only to then wind up on Endor.
"I'm not sure I can regenerate if they eat me! K9!" Yells the Doctor as he's strapped to a long stick of wood and held over a fire.
K9 is then seen being held over a fire as well. "Oh no!" Yells the Doctor. "They've made you into a hot dog!"
We then flash to the Daleks rolling over snow as they invade the rebel base on Hoth. Then we see the Tardis dodging lasers as it flies down the Death Star trench. And then we see the final showdown between the Doctor and Darth Vader in a lightsaber battle in Cloud City. There Darth Vader cuts off the Doctor's hand, only to wittiness the Doctor regenerate a brand new hand. "Oooooooohhh! What I'd give to see the look on that face of yours!"
Cue Doctor Who music and done.