Post by lust on Aug 3, 2004 11:06:17 GMT -5
Ever Wonder About The BIG Questions?? well, here's some to wonder about.
What's the speed of dark?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
How did a fool and his money GET together?
How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If a train station is where the train stops, what is a work station?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they still working?
If nothing sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
Practice makes perfect, but if nobody's perfect, why practice?
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
Sooner or later, doesn't EVERYONE stop smoking?
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Why do you press harder on a remote when you know the battery's dead?
Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
What year did Jesus think it was?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
Is there another word for synonym?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If knees were backward, what would chairs look like?
In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
How do you know when yogurt goes bad?
Why is Greenland icy, and Iceland green?
Why do doctors call what they do practice?
How do "Do Not Walk On Grass" signs get there?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
How do I set my laser printer on stun?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why are they called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have them?
Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
How can someone "draw a blank"?
How can there be self-help "groups"?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?
What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Where are the germs that cause 'good' breath?
Why aren't there ever any GUILTY bystanders?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Why do mattresses have springs, if they aren't made for jumping on?
Why do they call it life insurance?
Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day?
Why Do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
How much would they pay the matador if the bull had no horns?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
How can something be "new and improved"? If it's new what was it improving on?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Who's cruel idea was is to put the "s" in lisp?
How can you be ALONE with somebody?
What's the speed of dark?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
How did a fool and his money GET together?
How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If a train station is where the train stops, what is a work station?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they still working?
If nothing sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
Practice makes perfect, but if nobody's perfect, why practice?
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
Sooner or later, doesn't EVERYONE stop smoking?
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Why do you press harder on a remote when you know the battery's dead?
Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
What year did Jesus think it was?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
Is there another word for synonym?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If knees were backward, what would chairs look like?
In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
How do you know when yogurt goes bad?
Why is Greenland icy, and Iceland green?
Why do doctors call what they do practice?
How do "Do Not Walk On Grass" signs get there?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
How do I set my laser printer on stun?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why are they called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have them?
Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
How can someone "draw a blank"?
How can there be self-help "groups"?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?
What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Where are the germs that cause 'good' breath?
Why aren't there ever any GUILTY bystanders?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Why do mattresses have springs, if they aren't made for jumping on?
Why do they call it life insurance?
Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day?
Why Do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
How much would they pay the matador if the bull had no horns?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
How can something be "new and improved"? If it's new what was it improving on?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Who's cruel idea was is to put the "s" in lisp?
How can you be ALONE with somebody?