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Post by autobotsdie on Jul 31, 2004 20:03:42 GMT -5
Ok I came up with this idea a couple nights ago. Give your worst pick up line that you have either used or heard in you life. Me and a friend of mine used this one on this one girl.
Friend: "Is that shirt felt up?" Girl: "No." Me: "Would you like it to be felt up?"
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Post by X-BOT on Aug 1, 2004 0:35:01 GMT -5
" Girl, Milk does the body good!, BUT HOW MUCH YOU DRINKING?"
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Post by [LLX]Bolt-Hole on Aug 1, 2004 1:26:54 GMT -5
"charlie must be short one angel because your all mine!"
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Post by latyrx7 on Aug 1, 2004 1:33:25 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,000]"Whats a bad girl like you doing in a nice place like this?"
(Actually, all the girls I've said this too liked it...)[/glow]
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Post by Aqualec on Aug 1, 2004 8:07:02 GMT -5
I saw this in the Movie "Mean Girls"
"Is your Muffin Buttered? Would you like me to assign someone to butter your Muffin?"
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Post by X-BOT on Aug 1, 2004 13:24:55 GMT -5
*Look at the tag on the back of the females shirt then say*
"just like I tought made in heaven"
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Post by heavyassault on Aug 1, 2004 13:32:04 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Are your feet tired?Because youve been runnig through my mind all day! [/glow]
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Post by X-BOT on Aug 1, 2004 13:50:07 GMT -5
Hi, Can I buy you a beer..or do you just want the money?
* expect a slap in the face*
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Post by Banshee on Aug 1, 2004 15:20:29 GMT -5
Are you a parking ticket? Cos you got fine written all over you ~props to Glen Quagmire~
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Post by X-BOT on Aug 1, 2004 21:55:49 GMT -5
Excuse me you must be from Nashville Because your the only TEN-I-SEE
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Post by TrailBreaker on Aug 1, 2004 23:38:35 GMT -5
"I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?"
>_> <_<
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Post by latyrx7 on Aug 2, 2004 0:01:46 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,000]Thats the best one ever![/glow] ;D
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Post by Finally the Shot HAS COME BACK on Aug 2, 2004 5:46:31 GMT -5
"Where the terrorists at, cus yo da BOMB"
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Post by Banshee on Aug 2, 2004 8:06:18 GMT -5
How about: You got any tattoos baby? No? Well I got a twelve inch ruler on my penis
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Post by Rainstorm & Squirtle on Aug 2, 2004 15:37:35 GMT -5
I like your clothes, they'd look even better on my bedroom floor.
Take a good long look at the floor cause you'll be staring at the ceiling for the next few days.
Here's 20 pence. Go call home and say you won't be sleeping there tonight.
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