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Post by TrailBreaker on Aug 2, 2004 22:41:16 GMT -5
"Hi, my name's ______. Remember that, you'll be screaming it all night."
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Post by Banshee on Aug 3, 2004 8:50:11 GMT -5
I like your clothes, they'd look even better on my bedroom floor. Take a good long look at the floor cause you'll be staring at the ceiling for the next few days. Here's 20 pence. Go call home and say you won't be sleeping there tonight. TEXTTEXTTEXTRainy: The one line-machine
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Post by DameJinx on Aug 3, 2004 10:23:10 GMT -5
I'dve thought that Lust would have heard some bad one-liners... hmmmmm .... *waits for Lust's list* ;D
here's one my husband tried to use on me last night (it was a commercial he'd just heard and thought he'd be funny :...
"hey Anne, aren't you sick of internet dating? Why not try something real?"
.... needless to say.... I didn't speak to him for the rest of the night and I slept on the floor, then with my eldest and youngest in their little makeshift campout in the living room ... damn I'm achy now ........ what a b*st*rd
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Post by lust on Aug 3, 2004 10:46:39 GMT -5
Unfortunately, I haven't been good enough apparently to have pick up lines used on me. NOT ONE guy has EVER used a pick up line on me. The most I've ever gotten was,"Damn, you have pretty eyes, they sparkle like the stars." or "you have beautiful eyes, I could get lost in them." or "I love your curves" or "you have pretty hair" or "you smell good" or "I like a girl who's fiesty!" or "baby you got back!" or "you're perrrty"
Just a bunch of.........Crap.
But there IS a pick up line that I've heard on several TV shows and movies.
guy: "did it hurt?"
girl: "did what hurt?"
guy: "When you fell from heaven."
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Post by latyrx7 on Aug 3, 2004 10:50:26 GMT -5
"Where the terrorists at, cus yo da BOMB" [glow=blue,2,000]I like that one! *Calls up random girl and tries it*[/glow]
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Post by lust on Aug 3, 2004 11:02:22 GMT -5
Okay, you wanted a list, here ya go..................
1.Do you want to see something swell?
2.Hey babe... my mouth can generate over 750 psi
3. Wanna hump like bunnies?
4.Say, did we go to different schools together?
5.Come over and sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up
6.Smile if you want to sleep with me.
7.Hey, let's go make some babies.
8.At the office copy machine. "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"
9.Would you like Gin and Platonic or do you prefer Scotch and Sofa?
10.Say mother, want another? (if she has kids)
11.Nice shoes, wanna shag?
12.You have some nice jewellery. It would look great on my nightstand.
13.Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
14.I'd look good on you.
15.I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I have more of something else.
16.Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
17.I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
18.Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
19.Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
20. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
21.Shag me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
22. I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
23.Was your father a thief? 'Coz someone stole the stars from the sky to put in your eyes.
24.Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
25.If your right leg was Christmas and your left Easter, could I spend some time up between the holidays?
26.I'm a hurdle, do you want to jump me?
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Post by Banshee on Aug 3, 2004 11:14:50 GMT -5
Okay, you wanted a list, here ya go.................. 1.Do you want to see something swell? ;D ;D ;D
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Post by latyrx7 on Aug 3, 2004 21:38:02 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,000]I like that one! *Calls up random girl and tries it*[/glow] [glow=blue,2,000]Didn't work....[/glow]
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Post by Banshee on Aug 4, 2004 8:15:08 GMT -5
Plenty more fish in the sea L7.........most of them are scaly but there are a LOT out there
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Post by lust on Aug 4, 2004 9:53:04 GMT -5
If ya ask me, ALL women are scaly. ..........well, except Jinx.
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Post by Banshee on Aug 4, 2004 9:55:36 GMT -5
and Sharpshot, he just has a bad odor
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Post by DameJinx on Aug 4, 2004 10:21:59 GMT -5
If ya ask me, ALL women are scaly. ..........well, except Jinx. I agree... all except me ;D... and Lust ;D
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Post by TrailBreaker on Aug 4, 2004 11:59:47 GMT -5
I got another one, but I doubt I could post it here. ⌐_⌐
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Post by Finally the Shot HAS COME BACK on Aug 4, 2004 14:04:20 GMT -5
and Sharpshot, he just has a bad odor Hey, I'm a real boy, and this is coming from the guy that steals my deodorant. Good one, and L7 probably ain't a good one to use at the moment!
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Post by latyrx7 on Aug 4, 2004 23:05:49 GMT -5
Good one, and L7 probably ain't a good one to use at the moment! [glow=blue,2,000]That does it then... time to dive in to my magic book and pull out something good! Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them. Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me. Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP! Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together? "Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you." I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours? You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. If you were a booger I'd pick you first. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey. They call me "coffee". I grind so fine. Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it. My name is Justin. Justincredible.[/glow] [glow=blue,2,000]HAR! HAR! HAR! [/glow]
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