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Post by lust on Feb 20, 2004 19:34:13 GMT -5
[glow=purple,2,300]As I was sitting here readin some posts, some memories of some funny stuff came to mind. So, this thread was started as a result of those thoughts. I want to know as well as share my own, ........
What is the most funniest and or most embarrassing thing you have seen or done in your childhood? ? ?
Well, one of my many stories was a time when I lived with my aunt on this farm. My dad had come down to visit for the weekend and had brought 3 of my brothers with him. Well, we were all sittin on the porch goofin off and telling jokes and playing this game where we had to try and make the others laugh and whoever laughed first had to be the next one to make the others laugh. Well, my one brother, Kodi, he got up and he was tryin to make us laugh then he said wait a minute, he had to pee he'd be right back. So he ran down the steps and out in the yard over behind a tree. See, this farmhouse was really really old and didn't have bathroom in it. We only had an outhouse and it was on the other side, so that's why he went over to the tree. Well, anyway, we're sittin there on the porch waitin for him to get done and then all of a sudden we hear him holler. We all turned to look towards him and he spins around from behind the tree to face us with his pants still undone and him thinking that he was trying to be funny, he thought he was done peeing so he grabbed his wang and pointed it up towards his face and he was hollering something, and then all of a sudden, he peed in his face! LMAO! It was so funny cause none of us expected that. As I said, Kodi thought that he was finished so he wasn't expecting it either. But OMG! can you just imagine? And yes, my brothers were quite the weirdo's![/glow]
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Post by LittleBot on Feb 20, 2004 21:50:09 GMT -5
Explains why you married HA...
You know, my dog is named Kodi. His whole name is Kodiak, but he anwers to Kodi.
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Post by the_downward_spiral on Feb 21, 2004 7:33:54 GMT -5
lol Lust! And I hope you don't try to take pictures with your dog by mistake Littlebot.....
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Post by lust on Feb 21, 2004 7:56:17 GMT -5
[glow=purple,2,300]Uh..........you guys don't have any funny or embarassing moments to share?
Okay, I have a REALLY embarrassing moment. Again, this takes place at the farm. See, my dad had bought this Doberman. He had since it was puppy. Well, when I finally got to see it the thing was HUGE! Almost the size of a great dane. Well, the dog LOVED to play, so one day I took a ball and was playing with the dog throwing the ball for him to fetch and I'd have to fight it away from him, even wrestle him to the ground just to get the ball back. He liked that too. Wrestling. Well, anyway, so we started in the front of the house then ended up in the back of the house by the garden. I threw the ball and "Bo" the doberman went after it and he grabbed it and just stood there. So I ran up to him to wrestle the ball away and I got it but then he jumped on me from behind knocking me down into the dirt and I dropped the ball and he went to grap it but I got up on my knees and dove for the ball and grabbed it before him and being I was still on my hands and knees bent over, this dog gets behind me and mounts me and starts goin at it like I'm a female dog. Now, remember the size of this dog. He was heavy! I tried to get him off, but he was putting all his weight on me and so I started hollering and suddenly my dad comes around the corner and just starts busting up laughing. I'm yelling at him to get the dog off me and he's just standing there having a laughing fit. He wouldn't try to get Bo off me. I was mad but at the same time I was laughing cause it was really gross. But I finally managed to get Bo off me by throwing the ball and he took off after it. I walked up to my dad and punched him and he just laughed talkin bout, "omg, that was soooooooo funny. He had you on the ground like a little bimp!" Let's just say that's the last time I played ball with Bo![/glow]
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Post by Finally the Shot HAS COME BACK on Feb 21, 2004 15:34:59 GMT -5
Dam that sux...and what has been embarrasing in my little life so far?
None that I can think of!
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Post by latyrx7 on Feb 22, 2004 8:10:43 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,000]Its official, Lust is the bravest person on this board. To share a story like that takes guts. Ummmmm, I can't think of any stories. Oh, they was the time on the school bus I sneezed and blew snot down my face infront of everyone. Nasty bit of business....[/glow]
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Post by the_downward_spiral on Feb 22, 2004 8:25:38 GMT -5
I can't think of any at the moment either. But, damn Lust!
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Post by latyrx7 on Feb 22, 2004 8:37:29 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,000]Lust's story is shocking, but not surprizing....[/glow]
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Post by the_downward_spiral on Feb 22, 2004 8:42:58 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,000]Lust's story is shocking, but not surprizing....[/glow] Bwahahahaha! Zing!
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Post by lust on Feb 22, 2004 12:11:48 GMT -5
[glow=purple,2,300]Okay, well here's another one you might like. This one takes place when I was like in 4th grade.
So, I'm sitting in my chair, you know those plastic little chairs connected to the little table? Well, the teacher left the room for a second and we were supposed to be practicing our cursive writing. Well, everyone was doing their work, so the room was like so totally quiet. Well, all of a sudden I had the urge to fart. I didn't want to just let it out cause I was afraid everyone would hear it. So, trying to hold it in, I clenched my cheeks together and as hard as I could I tried to gently push so it would come out silent. Well.............by the way the plastic chair was positioned under my bum, with me clenching my cheeks together and trying to gently push it out, it actually, instead of coming out silent, came out as a really really loud high pitched squeak. LMAO! You know the sound a balloon makes when you blow it up and then grab the two sides of the hole and pull them apart to let the air come out and make that high pitched squeal sound? well, that's what this sounded like. Now here I am, in the middle of the room surrounded by like 20 other kids. Almost as if in unison, every head in the room turned and looked right at me. NO ONE laughed. They gave me the most disgusting and sour faced looks I have ever seen in my life. Of course, I laughed. How can you not? But it was awhile before anyone came around me or talked to me again. But, yeah, it was funny, but yet totally embarrassing at the same time. But now, I'd fart in front of the president and not think anything about it. ;D[/glow]
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Post by windrazor91389 on Feb 22, 2004 20:29:09 GMT -5
Normally i wouldn't be telling this story but after hearing yours lust this shouldnt be so bad.I was maybe 10 or 11 and my family and I went on vacation to six flags darien lake and for those of you who dont know its a huge amusement park with water rides and all that good stuff.Any ways theres like this whole huge pool with like a water fort in it and theres guns that shoot water and hoses and huge slides and all that good stuff.The big atracction there tho is this huge barrel on top of the fort that fills up with water and about every ten or so minutes it would fill and a bell would start ringing and it would dump this huge barrel of water on everyone.Now this barrel is about 30 feet in the air and its aboue 4 feet wide and 7 feet tall so this is alot of water.Well i wwas ahead of everybody and instead of playing in the fort i was waiting for the barrel to fill.Usually if you're playing in the fort and the bell rings everyone runs under the barrel and you cant get a spot to stand where the water will hit you.Anyways im waiting and the bell starts ringing.The bell rings three times before dumping the water.When the bell rang the 3rd time i was still the only one there and everyone else was running for the barrel.No one made it before the barrel dumped except me.But as soon as allt water hit just me the pressure pulled my swimming trunks off and there i was in front of all these strangers naked.Ive never pulled my pants up that fast in my life.That day i vowed to never return to the water fort.
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Post by Onslaught on Feb 23, 2004 16:45:43 GMT -5
This is probibly really common, but it's my most embarrsing moment, plus it inspired me to lose weight. To put it simply, I bent over, and my pants ripped. This happened when I was around 12, give or take a year or two, it was seven years ago, but I still haven't lived it down, every now and then, somebody makes a wise crack about it.
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Post by lust on Feb 23, 2004 16:59:33 GMT -5
[glow=purple,2,300]LMAO! Those are pretty funny. I can only imagine the look on your face windrazor. lol!
and onslaught, .......lmao! people are making a wise crack?...........crack..............lmao!......right where your pants split!............crack........... ;D[/glow]
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Post by DameJinx on Feb 23, 2004 18:36:13 GMT -5
my thought exactly
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Post by NovaPrime on Feb 24, 2004 0:26:01 GMT -5
My most embarrassing moment was when I was with my kids in Wal-Mart and I was Purchasing Energon Jetfire and the cashier looked at it and said.."It's hard to believ kids now and days like this junk." My daughter blirted.."That's for my daddy!" I was pretty embarrassed.
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