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Post by lust on Mar 12, 2004 12:23:42 GMT -5
[glow=purple,2,300]Actually, I can't argue with what HA said...................... ;D[/glow]
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Post by autobotsdie on Mar 12, 2004 14:21:27 GMT -5
hey Lust i wouldn't call you trailer trash a sick freek maybe but not trailer trash
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Post by lust on Mar 12, 2004 14:51:20 GMT -5
[glow=purple,2,300]no, I'm not trailer trash now, but I WAS born trailer trash. At least my parents were. Actually, they still are! [/glow]
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Post by latyrx7 on Mar 17, 2004 10:12:40 GMT -5
Lust... you are one sick puppy!! [glow=blue,2,000]Pun intended?[/glow]
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Post by DameJinx on Mar 18, 2004 12:21:52 GMT -5
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Post by lust on Mar 18, 2004 12:53:05 GMT -5
[glow=purple,2,300]This one is really bad. When I was about 13, I had this 10 speed bike, but it was a boys bike so it like had that bar right down the middle.............Well, I got on it one day to ride and as I was trying to get my foot on the pedal it slipped and I fell right on the bar on my you know where! OMG!! I had never felt so much pain in my life. It hurt so bad, I got light headed and felt like I was going to pass out so I just let myself go and fell with the bike going with me to the ground. I laid there for about 30 minutes with my eyes closed and then my dad comes walking out of the house seeing me lying on the ground on my side with the bike still positioned in between me. My dad walked up and said, "Girl, what the hell are you doing laying on the ground like that?".............I just looked at him and moaned and he looked at me then his eyes got wide and he busted up laughing. He just turned around and walked back into the house laughing hysterically. I got picked on for the next week about it. Pretty soon, the whole family knew about it and everytime they saw me they laughed. I of course, laughed to cause afterall, it was pretty funny. I also, of course, didn't ride that bike for a long time to come. I almost threw it in the trash.[/glow]
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Post by Aqualec on Mar 18, 2004 16:31:40 GMT -5
shame on ur family for laughing at you. they hsould all perish for that.
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Post by autobotsdie on Mar 18, 2004 16:38:49 GMT -5
You know when I read that story and it got to the part where you fall on the bar I automatically crossed my legs because I know how that feels. Just be lucky you weren't a guy when that happened.
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Post by lust on Mar 19, 2004 7:25:16 GMT -5
[glow=purple,2,300]I'm pretty sure it would have felt better being a guy and doing that. I have another one............
I think I was like 8. I lived with my grandmother and we used to go to the skating rink every weekend. I had a brand new pair of speed skates and was even on the speed skate team. Anyway, I had left the floor to go to the concession stand and get some candy or something. I had my money in my hand and as I got near the counter, the wheel of my skate had hit something and sent me flying. Well, I landed on my butt but with one leg shoved under me so that the wheel of my skate was right under my butt and I fell hard right on top of it. The landing was so hard and painful that I DID pass out. I don't know how long I was out for, but when I opened my eyes, there were like 5 guys standing over me just looking at me. One of them helped me up and the rest helped gather up the change that was in my hand and scattered all over when I fell. No one even asked me if I was okay. All the people sitting at the tables eating and stuff never even noticed me. Ain't that a bimp? Anyway, I just got up, took my money and went right back out on the skate floor and went about my business. I WAS though, really embarrassed about what happened and I couldn't even look at any of the guys that had been standing over me. Gawd only knows what they were thinking. And since we're on the skating rink story, another night I had gone skating and I was speed skating backwards. I was the only one on the floor as no one else was brave enough to do it. ALL eyes in the place were on me. I was zooming around that rink. Probably doing like 45. hell, I don't know, but I was going really fast. Anyway, right as I was nearing the turn of the rink, (I found this out afterwards) there was a Penny on the floor and the wheel of the skate clipped it and once again, I was sent flying. I flew straight backwards and landed directly on my back and my head slammed against the hard wood floor. Everyone in the place went "Aaaaahh!" As soon as I hit the floor and my head bounced back up off it, I got back up and picked up the penny, tossed it from the rink and started skating again. No one said nothing, I said nothing, just kept going. Again, Ain't that a bimp? [/glow]
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