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Post by Finally the Shot HAS COME BACK on Mar 8, 2004 1:59:57 GMT -5
Not after Lust's story...
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Post by Aqualec on Mar 8, 2004 2:48:30 GMT -5
but before that?
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Post by the_downward_spiral on Mar 8, 2004 12:10:22 GMT -5
[glow=purple,2,300]Okay, so one day Kayla was eating M&M's and it reminded me of another story. When I was about 5 I was in this daycare. There were several other children there and there was this one kid in particular. I'm guessing he was about 4. Well, he had this really bad habit of pooping his pants. He was potty trained but he would just stubbornly poop his pants just to be a little butthead. Well, one day I had to use the bathroom so I went and on my way back, I looked down on the floor and saw this round brown thing. It looked JUST like an M&M. So, stupidly I picked it up and shoved it in my mouth. Well, surprise surprise!! It was NOT, and I mean NOT an M&M. You wanna know what it was? It was a turd from that kids pants!! Seriously. I am NOT lying or making this up. This happened. Man, I hauled Azz to the bathroom and I wanted that taste out of my mouth so bad I actually washed my mouth out with soap. I rubbed that soap all over my tongue and mouth. Let's just say that was the last time I EVER picked up anything off the ground and put it in my mouth again.[/glow]
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Post by DameJinx on Mar 8, 2004 16:16:04 GMT -5
I have a similar story about my sister....
My parents owned a cottage out in "cottage country"~~ I know ... fancy that
anyway, my mum had been sweeping out the main room of the cottage, my sister and I were on the bed in our room playing... my sister got bored, so we went out to the main room to play instead... my mum had finished sweeping but was on her way back with something in her hand... sadly for my mum, she wasn't fast enough... in the corner, on the floor, my sister had picked up something and put it in her mouth... chew, chew, chew... and what to my mother's dismay was it that she had to scoop out of my sister's mouth?... a June Bug!!
my mum was totally grossed out, scooping out crushed bug guts from my sister's mouth... my sister on the other hand, cried for her food being taken away... but then didn't seem fazed about it one bit... she was licking her lips once my mum was done... she was only about 3 or 4 at that time
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Post by Aqualec on Mar 8, 2004 20:28:08 GMT -5
well thats gross but not as gross as lusts story.
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Post by latyrx7 on Mar 8, 2004 22:53:17 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,000]LUST!!! DAMNIT CHILD WHATS WRONG WITH YOU!?![/glow]
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Post by autobotsdie on Mar 9, 2004 1:52:52 GMT -5
and i thought i was bad the time i picked up what looked like a piece of meat and it turned out to be dog food
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Post by Finally the Shot HAS COME BACK on Mar 9, 2004 2:37:43 GMT -5
Well there goes my breakfast...
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Post by Aqualec on Mar 9, 2004 9:44:03 GMT -5
what were you going to have for breakfast anyway sharpy?
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Post by DameJinx on Mar 9, 2004 12:40:59 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,000] LUST!!! DAMNIT CHILD WHATS WRONG WITH YOU!?![/glow] I second that query!!!
yeah I know my story wasn't as gross really... especially now that I think about it... people do eat worse things
and speaking of dog food ... TA used to get the dog treats out for his grandmother's Great Pyrenese(sp)... the dog would get 1 or 2... and TA would eat 2 or 3 if he could get away with it... that must have been what made him so strong that by the age of 6 months, he could pull a 24 pack of beer out from it's place and roll the cans along the floor, into the living room... until his grandmother caught him, she couldn't figure out why the cans kept bursting when she opened them
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Post by lust on Mar 9, 2004 14:20:40 GMT -5
[glow=purple,2,300]Oh man! I used to Love eating the dog biscuits. There were also these other certain treats my mom used to buy for the dogs and I used to eat them too. I also used to eat the dog jerky stuff. Don't know why, but they were yummy. I also had a thing for catfood. I remember one day we had just gone to the store and I we were on our way home and I was Soooooooo hungry I opened the bag of cat food and munched on it the whole way home, just popping handfull after handfull in my mouth. I was probably about 6 at the time. I used to raid my moms closet too, and I'd find a bottle of tums. I used to sit there and eat half the bottle at once. I thought they were candy.[/glow]
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Post by DameJinx on Mar 9, 2004 14:35:40 GMT -5
Lust... you are one sick puppy!!
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Post by Aqualec on Mar 9, 2004 15:11:34 GMT -5
thats and understatment
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Post by heavyassault on Mar 11, 2004 19:58:12 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,000] LUST!!! DAMNIT CHILD WHATS WRONG WITH YOU!?![/glow] [glow=red,2,300]She was born Trailer trash! *HA runs out of the topic.* [/glow]
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Post by DameJinx on Mar 12, 2004 12:17:18 GMT -5
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